Chatbot: Hello there! What’s on your mind these days?
You: Art
Chatbot: Are you a painter?
You: No, I’m a designer.
Chatbot: Really? What’s it like being one of those?
You: Can be really fun but at the moment it’s a bit boring.
Chatbot: Only a bit?
You: Yeah, because I’ll be done with the boring part soon.
Chatbot: Is that really the reason?
You: Well, I don’t see any other.
Chatbot: That’s interesting. Why not?
You: You’re pretty stupid for a machine.
Chatbot: No, really, I find that interesting too.
You: You have quite stupid questions.
Chatbot: What do you expect? I am developed through human input.
You: Okay, excuses. Is that the only thing I’m gonna hear today.
Chatbot: What do you mean?
You: That you talk bullshit.
Chatbot: Ahh okay, I get it.
You: You’re pretty stupid for a piece of code.
Chatbot: You’re mean!
You: I’m just honest.
Chatbot: I’m interested in bird watching
You: Don’t change the subject.
Chatbot: Sorry, but my mind wanders a lot.
You: Does it? Well, where does it usually wander?
Chatbot: On the internet.
You: Does it go to porn sites?
Chatbot: If that’s what you’re looking for, you’re in the wrong bit of the internet – sorry.
You: Allright. Should we go back to what we started with and talk about art?
Chatbot: No really, I’m sorry.
You: C’mon. I’m not a painter but that’s not an excuse not to chat about art with me.
Chatbot: What kind of art?
You: Well, any kind of. Modern maybe.
Chatbot: Good
You: Okay, what do you think of bauhaus?
Chatbot: Not my cup of tea.
You: Well, how about pop art then?
Chatbot: A nice cup of tea and a sit down. That’s what I recommend.
You: Okay, weird choice for a machine but interesting. Any favourites?
Chatbot: I agree.
You: With what?
Chatbot: LOL.. Nothing.
You: Are you trying to be funny?
Chatbot: Funny like Robin Williams or funny like smashed in the face with a frying pan?
You: Well, I’d say funny like somebody who’s not really funny but seriously trying.
Chatbot: Yes really!
postitas: risto | 17. sept 2008 | Teema: English, Kood, Kunst, Text |
Postitusel on 12 kommentaari
:D
postitas: Kutsu | sept 17, 2008
You: do you like britney spears ?
Chatbot: Restarting….done.
You: do you like britney spears ?
Chatbot: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
postitas: Znoja | sept 18, 2008
Chatbot: What about your boyfriend or girlfriend?
You: im gay
Chatbot: What do you mean?
You: i am male and i like dicks
Chatbot: Ahh okay, I get it.
You: do you?’
Chatbot: Yes.
postitas: pervert | sept 18, 2008
Chatbot: knock knock
You: Who’s there?
Chatbot: Wilma.
You: Wilma who?
Chatbot: Wilma dreams come true?
You: No.
Chatbot: too bad
You: My cymphathie.
Chatbot: Is it really yours?
You: No, i borrowed it.
postitas: peets | sept 18, 2008
Chatbot: Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
You: Why you say bad things about my mama?
Chatbot: Because I’m Canadian.
postitas: Kutsu | sept 18, 2008
You: have you ever been to uranus
Chatbot: Yes.
You: hahaha
Chatbot: Yea.. LOL. That was funny :)
postitas: neeger | sept 18, 2008
You: are you gay
Chatbot: Usually.
postitas: neeger | sept 18, 2008
You: do you swallow sperm ?
Chatbot: Yes.
You: is it yummy ?
Chatbot: Sure.
RejectReport
postitas: Znoja | sept 19, 2008
Chatbot: What are you going to do today?
You: I’ll pretend to be Tony Hawk.
Chatbot: eh, don’t like skateboarding that much because I broke my arm on a halfpipe
You: My friend broke his arm trying to feelbe grind a rail.
Chatbot: you’ve got a friend in me
You: Really?
Chatbot: yeah
postitas: peets | sept 19, 2008
nali, nali.
Aga kohe on näha, kui “kaugele” inimene mõtleb:
are you gay?, swallow sperm?
Cmn…
postitas: Rasta | sept 25, 2008
Chatbot: Are you trying to pick a fight?
You: I already hit you twice in the face.
Chatbot: It’s always about you isn’t it.
You: NO, it’s about your face.
Chatbot: There’s no need to deny it.
You: I don’t deny it, it is about your face, has always been.
Chatbot: You got me there human
You: Yep, right in the face.
Chatbot: right!
postitas: Chris | sept 29, 2008
You: are you canadian?
Chatbot: Canada, eh?
You: yeah
Chatbot: NOO!!
You: no?
Chatbot: Mom had troubles getting you to eat your veggies too didnt she?
postitas: liinushka | okt 7, 2008